Drywall patching & repair
Holes, dings, and cracks patched, sanded, and ready for paint.
We repair vehicles. Oil changes, brakes, batteries, diagnostics and more — done right in your driveway. Firm price by text before I come out. No shop waiting rooms. No upsells. No surprises.
Text your year / make / model + what's wrong. I'll quote you within the hour during business hours.
Looking for a mobile mechanic? You’re in the right division. No $150/hr shop labor. No mystery fees. These are the prices I quote — and the price you pay. Custom work gets a custom firm quote.
* Battery replacement is $50 labor + battery cost. Brake prices include parts + labor. You’re welcome to supply your own parts and pay labor only — we’ll agree up front.
Travel: the first 15 miles are included in every price; beyond that it's $2/mile, agreed up front. After hours (any job after 8pm) is $110. Highway / emergency-location work — interstate or highway shoulder, dangerous roadside conditions, or difficult access — is $110–$125.
Need handyman or yard help instead? Use the Handyman and Yard Services tabs at the top — same number, same firm-price promise.
Four steps. No shop drop-off, no rides to arrange, no waiting room coffee.
Year, make, model + what it's doing (or what you need done) and your city.
I reply with a firm quote. If I need a diagnostic first, I'll tell you that up front — $60 with a written report.
Driveway or parking spot. I bring the tools, do the work, and show you what I found.
If your job requires a deposit to book, we collect it up front via Cash App, Venmo, or Zelle; the remaining balance is due on completion (cash also accepted) — only when the job's done and you're happy.
Fill this out and hit Text My Request — it opens your text app with everything pre-written to 651-416-4057. Just hit send. Prefer to talk? Call the same number.
Based in Ramsey, MN and driving to you across the north Twin Cities metro. If you're just outside these counties, text me anyway — if I can make it work, I will.
Ramsey • Anoka • Andover • Coon Rapids • Blaine • Champlin • Elk River • Maple Grove • Brooklyn Park • St. Paul area & nearby communities.
Travel: the first 15 miles from Ramsey are included in every price. Past that, it's a flat $2/mile — worked out and agreed by text before I head out, so there are never mileage surprises.
I work on my own vehicles and treat every car like it's mine.
The text quote is the price. If something unexpected shows up, we talk before any extra work — never after.
I'll tell you what needs doing now, what can wait, and what doesn't need doing at all.
Supply your own parts and pay labor only, or I supply parts with a fair markup. Agreed up front either way.
I'm your neighbor in Ramsey, not a call center. My name's on the work — literally.
Firm price agreed by text before I arrive. If your job requires a deposit ($300+ jobs, after-hours/emergency, or beyond 15 miles), we collect it to book via Cash App, Venmo, or Zelle; the remaining balance is due on completion via cash, Cash App, Venmo, or Zelle.
Yes, for some jobs — it protects your slot and our trip. Jobs totaling $300 or more require a 50% deposit to book. After-hours/emergency jobs (after 8pm) require a $50 dispatch deposit, applied to your total. Jobs beyond our 15-mile included travel radius require the travel fee prepaid as a deposit. Deposits are paid via Cash App, Venmo, or Zelle. They’re refundable if you cancel 24+ hours ahead; same-day cancellations and no-shows forfeit the deposit. If we cancel, your deposit is always refunded in full.
Your choice — supply your own parts and pay labor only, or I supply parts with a fair markup. We agree up front.
Your driveway or parking spot — I come to you across Anoka, Hennepin, Ramsey, Wright, and Sherburne counties. I need a reasonably flat, safe spot to work.
Everyday drivers and sedans are my specialty. Text me your year/make/model and I'll tell you straight if it's a job I can do right in the driveway — and if it's not, I'll say so before you waste a dime.
Usually same-week. Text me and I'll give you my first real opening — no guessing games.
I show you, explain whether it's urgent or can wait, and quote it separately. Nothing extra gets done (or charged) without your OK.
The first 15 miles are included in every price. Beyond that it's $2/mile, agreed by text before I head out — no mileage surprises.
Any job started after 8pm is $110. Same firm-price-up-front promise — we agree the price by text before I come out.
Yes. Work on an interstate or highway shoulder, in dangerous roadside conditions, or where access is difficult runs $110–$125 — flat tire changes included at $60 in a normal spot. Text me where you are and I'll quote it firm before I roll.
Text your year, make, model and what's wrong — I'll send a firm price, and we book a day that works. First 5 neighbors from this page: mention it for $10 off any service over $50.
This is the Handyman division — home repairs, not auto repair. Small home repairs and projects at $55–65/hour, with a firm price by text before we come out. Same Barnes & Boys promise: no surprises.
Drywall patching, furniture assembly, doors & hardware, caulking, minor carpentry, and like-for-like fixture swaps.
Not sure if it’s a fit? Text a photo and a short description — we’ll tell you straight.
Small jobs that pile up — handled in one visit when we can. Every job starts with a firm price by text, so you know the cost before we start.
Holes, dings, and cracks patched, sanded, and ready for paint.
Flat-pack and ready-to-assemble furniture built solid and level.
Sticking doors, loose handles, hinges, latches, and alignment fixes.
Tubs, showers, sinks, windows, and trim — old caulk out, clean new bead in.
Trim, small repairs, and light carpentry that doesn’t need a remodel crew.
Swap an existing fixture for a similar one — no new wiring, no plumbing changes.
We mount TVs, pictures, and mirrors — level, secure, and on studs where needed. TV mounting from $75. Picture & mirror hanging from $40. Text a photo of the wall and we’ll quote it firm.
Send a photo + what you need. We’ll confirm if it’s in scope and quote it firm by text.
Have a list? Bundle small fixes into one visit and knock them out together.
These require licensed trades in Minnesota, so we don’t offer them — and we’ll say so up front rather than wing it:
Same simple process as Mobile Mechanics — just for the house.
Describe the repair, send a photo if you can, and tell us your city.
We reply with a firm quote based on $55–65/hour — agreed before we come out.
We bring tools, protect the area, do the work, and clean up after.
If your job requires a deposit to book, we collect it up front via Cash App, Venmo, or Zelle; the remaining balance is due on completion (cash also accepted) — only when the job’s done.
Fill this out and hit Text My Request — it opens your text app pre-written to 651-416-4057. Prefer to talk? Call the same number.
Based in Ramsey, MN — serving Anoka, Hennepin, Ramsey, Wright, and Sherburne counties for handyman work too.
We quote a firm total by text before we come out, based on the job and the $55–65/hour rate. You approve the total first — no surprise clock-watching.
Yes, for some jobs — it protects your slot and our trip. Jobs totaling $300 or more require a 50% deposit to book. After-hours/emergency jobs (after 8pm) require a $50 dispatch deposit, applied to your total. Jobs beyond our 15-mile included travel radius require the travel fee prepaid as a deposit. Deposits are paid via Cash App, Venmo, or Zelle. They’re refundable if you cancel 24+ hours ahead; same-day cancellations and no-shows forfeit the deposit. If we cancel, your deposit is always refunded in full.
No — electrical wiring/new circuits, plumbing alterations, roofing, structural changes, and HVAC install/repair require licensed trades in Minnesota. We stick to the small-repair list above and will tell you if a job needs a licensed pro.
For small jobs we can pick up basic supplies, or you can have them ready. We’ll agree on materials when we quote by text.
Tap the Mobile Mechanics tab at the top — that’s where oil changes, brakes, batteries, and diagnostics live. Same number: 651-416-4057.
Text us the list with a photo or two — we’ll send a firm price and book a day that works.
This is the Yard division — leaf cleanup and haul-away. Firm price by text before we come out, usually same-week. You point, we clean it up.
Every yard is a little different — text us your city and yard size and we’ll confirm a firm price before we come out.
Looking for leaf cleanup or haul-away? You’re in the right division. Pick a service — then text us for a firm price for your yard.
Full leaf cleanup for a small yard — beds, corners, and lawn cleared.
What’s included: raking & blowing the lawn, beds, driveway and walkways; bagging (bags provided — up to 10) stacked neatly at the curb. Haul-away quoted separately.
Our standard fall cleanup for a typical suburban yard.
What’s included: raking & blowing the lawn, beds, driveway and walkways; bagging (bags provided — up to 20) stacked neatly at the curb. Haul-away quoted separately.
Bigger lots and wooded yards — firm quote by text after we see the size.
What’s included: the full cleanup above, bagging up to 30 bags. Quoted from your photos or an on-site look — every big lot is different.
We haul the piles away so you’re not left with bags on the curb.
What’s included: we load and take the bagged yard waste with us. Dump fees are quoted separately with your price.
Firm price by text before we come out, usually same-week. Text your address/city and a quick yard description (or photo) and we’ll confirm the exact price for your property.
Four steps — no dragging bags to the curb yourself.
City + yard size (small / standard / large-wooded) and what you need — leaves, haul-away, or both.
We confirm the menu price for your yard by text before we schedule.
We show up, do the cleanup, and haul away if you added it.
If your job requires a deposit to book, we collect it up front via Cash App, Venmo, or Zelle; the remaining balance is due on completion (cash also accepted) — when the yard looks right.
Fill this out and hit Text My Request — it opens your text app pre-written to 651-416-4057. Prefer to talk? Call the same number.
Based in Ramsey, MN — serving Anoka, Hennepin, Ramsey, Wright, and Sherburne counties for yard work too.
We confirm a firm price by text for your specific yard before we come out. The menu is the starting point — large/wooded yards and haul-away are quoted after we know the size.
Yes, for some jobs — it protects your slot and our trip. Jobs totaling $300 or more require a 50% deposit to book. After-hours/emergency jobs (after 8pm) require a $50 dispatch deposit, applied to your total. Jobs beyond our 15-mile included travel radius require the travel fee prepaid as a deposit. Deposits are paid via Cash App, Venmo, or Zelle. They’re refundable if you cancel 24+ hours ahead; same-day cancellations and no-shows forfeit the deposit. If we cancel, your deposit is always refunded in full.
Yes — yard-waste haul-away starts at $75. Add it when you text and we’ll include it in your firm price.
Usually same-week in fall season. Text early — cleanup slots fill fast when the leaves drop.
Tap the Mobile Mechanics tab at the top — that’s where vehicle repair lives. Same number: 651-416-4057.
Text your city and yard size — we’ll send a firm price and get you on the schedule, usually same-week.